The Onion: Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening

From The Onion: Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening.

Inviting friends, family, and “lovers of crepes from far and wide,” local man Mark Kovac, 53, held a gathering Friday to celebrate the grand opening of the single worst financial decision of his entire life.

Lulu’s Crepes, which 10 months from now will be referred to by a loan officer as the sinkhole that devoured all of Kovac’s liquid assets, marked the occasion…

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